I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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