Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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