They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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