Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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