So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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