She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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