Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Never joke about your clitoris.
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