Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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