I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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