i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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