Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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