she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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