That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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