You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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