do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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