so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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