just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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