I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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