she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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