Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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