I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
