I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
