the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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