On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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