her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks