dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.