God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
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Fuck Arizona. I live here.
Fuck..I love Arizona
Well he is just guessing from the smell of the goat he had in his bed the night before
Theres North Scottsdale and South scottsdale
2 totally different worlds with the same name.
North Scottsdale is dirty (as in stds and douche bags)
South scottsdale is DIRTY (as in "what chu lookin at homes?" and shankings)
I'm always pissed at Arizona since I live there.
I don't, however, ever feel bad for my penis, because...well, I don't have one.
your just kidding right?
Good luck getting laid 4:58
clearly a case of nude tanning.
2:58 you are awesome; 5:52 I like your use of the word whorish.
2:58, you're so clever. you made me laugh so hard.....
hahahahahahhahahahhaha. wait, i'm still laughing.....
is this kevin or josh? lol
i'm from scottsdale. my guess is either you fucked a chick from asu or you got a sunburn.
Phoenix...specifically Scottsdale....is full of drunk girls with no brains, fake tits and fake tans. Me thinks subby may have gotten VD.
Having lived in AZ for 24yrs, I thought all the whores were in Mesa and Tempe...Scottsdale is mostly snobby bitches...
I wonder how you know how a goat farmer smells in your bed?
Maybe he ment he the tea. Did it get stuck?
someone paid a little visit to ASU. sorry buddy.
I live in Phoenix. Scottsdale is like another expensive, plastic, whorish world.
Everyone knows Scottsdale girls are dirty whores. *yawn* move on please
Fucked one of those illegal Mexicans, huh? Been there. They always look hot under bar lights. Then you wake up, she's got facial hair and smells like a goat farmer.
Or perhaps this unfortunate fellow is an out-of-state person going to ERAU... If you don't know about it, not worth the explanation. If you do go there, I'm sorry.