i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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