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  • @ 2:03pm: I know you wont see this ever but I want this out there; An MkV is a term for the generation of VW's. Which means that all VW models made between 2006 and 2009 would be MkV. So you're an idiot. And a passast is a bitch car.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:20pm
  • It could be worse. He could have bought a New Beetle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:46pm
  • Guys: drive whatever car you want. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:21pm
  • 4:14 has mommy issues. and not all vws are girl cars. gti,hello?

    Submitted by anonymusk on Aug 10, 10 at 10:54am
  • THAT'S NOT PROOF :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Dear 4:26, Please throw yourself under the nearest bus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:40pm
  • Guys: Dont listen to 4:21 if ever wanna get laid again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:26pm
  • My dream car = VW 60's van I'm a chick. The guys would dig the shag carpet in the back ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:25pm
  • jettas are high maintenance, just like women

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:15pm
  • 6:06. lol. seriously. that's all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:58pm
  • A vw is a chick car that's ok for a guy to drive. It doesn't work for...mustang sally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:30pm
  • so he drives a jetta... all that matters is that that he drove you all night long...

    Submitted by jnutter4 on Oct 27, 10 at 12:28am
  • thank you TFLN for reinforcing fucking stupid stereotypes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:00pm
  • I think the OP has grounds to stop having sex with the douchebag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Haha! Awesome . And yes, a jetta Is a girls car! Duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:41pm
  • i totally know who this is about.

    Submitted by jessicak0 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Any man who takes a bitch's advice when purchasing a car is a homo. Jetta's are awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:42pm
  • i drive a 1.8t jetta thats chiped and has a cold air intake i'm a guy and big truck = small something else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:15pm
  • VW = chick vehicles Bugs, jettas etc

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:18pm
  • 8:15... What campus I drive a heavily modded jetta maybe it's me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:09am
  • white jettas= girls car. i cant take a guy seriously if he drives one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:10pm
  • can we just stop and take a moment to appreciate that there are 420 likes?\n\nbut for the record, yeah jettas are girl cars.

    Submitted by anonymusk on Aug 9, 10 at 1:52pm
  • At least buy a passat or a CC. Hell an MkV would be cooler than a jetta.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:03pm
  • 4 wheels... check doors... check engine... check transmission... check WTF more do you need, sounds like a car anyone with a brain could drive from point A to point B

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:22pm
  • @5:14 -- you have some inadequacy issues, don't you? Just rememebr that girls are 2nd class citizens meant to serve the dominant male and everything will be fine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:06pm
    • umm do I dare call you a name? hmm not really I won't waste my breath, I just know there are millions of women in this world that will accomplish much more than you ever can in your life, so if that's second class so be it.. get a life.

      Submitted by cougargirl08 on Jan 3, 11 at 3:13pm
  • A car is a car. I don't care what you drive as long as you can take care of it. (pink car's with tinkerbell vanity plates however, are always driven by girls. That I will not budge on)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:49pm
  • Jettas used to be girl cars till they made it look different s few years back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:11am
  • I see nothing wrong with a guy driving a Jetta. I'm a girl and I drive a Jetta Wolfsburg and I fucking love that 2.0T engine as much as any guy I know does. The design of Beetles is curvier so I can see how thinking that those are feminine. But other than that, most cars are unisex. Besides, I think seeing a guy in a Jetta would be more attractive than some asshole in a big ass truck. It's less arrogant and douchbag-y.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:39pm
  • She misses the guy in the Chevy Avalanche that gave her anal warts and an abortion. Stay classy Rockford

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:15pm
  • jettas are not girls cars the Beetle & Passat are a girls car i'm a vw dealer more guys by jettas the girls want the bug "cuz omg its so cute" and the passat "cuz its got leather" while the jetta 2.0t or old school 1.8t have turbos for guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Maybe she prefers little Civics with loud ass fart cans on them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I drive a Jetta TDI that gets 45mpg, goes 0-60 in 5.5, and outmaneuvers any POS American vehicle. Your Avalanches and trucks are fading in the mirror sucking my dust. And I just boned your wife, mother, and sister, FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:38pm
  • A Jetta is a girl's car?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:34pm
  • I have a gli and i love it and I'm a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:07am
  • I give head in Jettas -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Trucks are for guys, Cars are for girls. Unless it has a V8 and a 5spd, then no woman should be allowed behind the wheel of said vehicle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Dear September 28, 3:29 truer words have never been said cars are for pussys not for getting pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:13pm
  • I <3 my jetta!! And there's a pretty pimp one on my campus, I'd totally do the guy that drives it. So Jetta's are unisex, its all about how you present yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:15pm
  • All these great excuses...so funny. Bottom line is YOU'RE DRIVIN A CHICK CAR!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:24pm
  • straight up h-o-m-o...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:33pm
  • it's a fucking car loser's... as long as it isn't pink, it's not a girls car, its not a mans car. and you can say any car is a girls car. civic's, jetta's, corolla's, cavalier's, sunfires, G5's, even a mustang or a corvette. it's all girls cars to someone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:54pm
  • how is a passat a bitch car? and how do we all know it isnt a GLI? it could be sick as fuck. probably not but still. and I'd choose a passat over a MKV any day. maybe a R32...but would still like a MKIV over both

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:47pm
  • just cuz u had sex with him/her doesnt mean he/you/ are straight lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:12pm
  • How is a Passat better than a Jetta. What makes the Jetta a girl car? Is it the turbo? Or the 0-60 in 5.5 sec?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:30pm
  • 6:06 Jonathan Swift would be proud of your mastery of satire.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Yea jettas suck I was a virgin and prude when I had one now I have a truck and get pussy all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:29pm