i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
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@ 2:03pm: I know you wont see this ever but I want this out there; An MkV is a term for the generation of VW's. Which means that all VW models made between 2006 and 2009 would be MkV. So you're an idiot. And a passast is a bitch car.
Guys: Dont listen to 4:21 if ever wanna get laid again.
Guys: drive whatever car you want. Period.
4:14 has mommy issues. and not all vws are girl cars. gti,hello?
It could be worse. He could have bought a New Beetle.
THAT'S NOT PROOF
Please throw yourself under the nearest bus.
6:06. lol. seriously. that's all.
A vw is a chick car that's ok for a guy to drive. It doesn't work for...mustang sally
jettas are high maintenance, just like women
thank you TFLN for reinforcing fucking stupid stereotypes
VW = chick vehicles
Bugs, jettas etc
so he drives a jetta... all that matters is that that he drove you all night long...
My dream car = VW 60's van
I'm a chick. The guys would dig the shag carpet in the back ;)
Any man who takes a bitch's advice when purchasing a car is a homo. Jetta's are awesome
white jettas= girls car. i cant take a guy seriously if he drives one.
8:15... What campus I drive a heavily modded jetta maybe it's me?
I think the OP has grounds to stop having sex with the douchebag
A car is a car. I don't care what you drive as long as you can take care of it.
(pink car's with tinkerbell vanity plates however, are always driven by girls. That I will not budge on)
4 wheels... check
WTF more do you need, sounds like a car anyone with a brain could drive from point A to point B
i totally know who this is about.
can we just stop and take a moment to appreciate that there are 420 likes?\n\nbut for the record, yeah jettas are girl cars.
Jettas used to be girl cars till they made it look different s few years back
At least buy a passat or a CC. Hell an MkV would be cooler than a jetta.
Maybe she prefers little Civics with loud ass fart cans on them.
She misses the guy in the Chevy Avalanche that gave her anal warts and an abortion. Stay classy Rockford
Haha! Awesome . And yes, a jetta Is a girls car! Duh.
i drive a 1.8t jetta thats chiped and has a cold air intake i'm a guy
and big truck = small something else
@5:14 -- you have some inadequacy issues, don't you? Just rememebr that girls are 2nd class citizens meant to serve the dominant male and everything will be fine
umm do I dare call you a name? hmm not really I won't waste my breath, I just know there are millions of women in this world that will accomplish much more than you ever can in your life, so if that's second class so be it.. get a life.
I give head in Jettas
jettas are not girls cars the Beetle & Passat are a girls car i'm a vw dealer more guys by jettas the girls want the bug "cuz omg its so cute" and the passat "cuz its got leather"
while the jetta 2.0t or old school 1.8t have turbos for guys
I have a gli and i love it and I'm a guy
I drive a Jetta TDI that gets 45mpg, goes 0-60 in 5.5, and outmaneuvers any POS American vehicle. Your Avalanches and trucks are fading in the mirror sucking my dust. And I just boned your wife, mother, and sister, FTW.
A Jetta is a girl's car?
Trucks are for guys, Cars are for girls. Unless it has a V8 and a 5spd, then no woman should be allowed behind the wheel of said vehicle.
I see nothing wrong with a guy driving a Jetta. I'm a girl and I drive a Jetta Wolfsburg and I fucking love that 2.0T engine as much as any guy I know does. The design of Beetles is curvier so I can see how thinking that those are feminine. But other than that, most cars are unisex.
Besides, I think seeing a guy in a Jetta would be more attractive than some asshole in a big ass truck. It's less arrogant and douchbag-y.
Dear September 28, 3:29
truer words have never been said cars are for pussys not for getting pussy
All these great excuses...so funny. Bottom line is YOU'RE DRIVIN A CHICK CAR!
straight up h-o-m-o...
I <3 my jetta!! And there's a pretty pimp one on my campus, I'd totally do the guy that drives it. So Jetta's are unisex, its all about how you present yours.
just cuz u had sex with him/her doesnt mean he/you/ are straight lol
it's a fucking car loser's... as long as it isn't pink, it's not a girls car, its not a mans car.
and you can say any car is a girls car. civic's, jetta's, corolla's, cavalier's, sunfires, G5's, even a mustang or a corvette. it's all girls cars to someone.
how is a passat a bitch car? and how do we all know it isnt a GLI? it could be sick as fuck. probably not but still. and I'd choose a passat over a MKV any day. maybe a R32...but would still like a MKIV over both
How is a Passat better than a Jetta. What makes the Jetta a girl car? Is it the turbo? Or the 0-60 in 5.5 sec?
6:06 Jonathan Swift would be proud of your mastery of satire.
Yea jettas suck I was a virgin and prude when I had one now I have a truck and get pussy all the time