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  • 56 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:46pm

    It could be worse. He could have bought a New Beetle.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:40pm

    Dear 4:26, Please throw yourself under the nearest bus.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:21pm

    Guys: drive whatever car you want. Period.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:25pm

    My dream car = VW 60's van I'm a chick. The guys would dig the shag carpet in the back ;)

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:58pm

    6:06. lol. seriously. that's all.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:23pm

    THAT'S NOT PROOF :(

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 7:30pm

    A vw is a chick car that's ok for a guy to drive. It doesn't work for...mustang sally

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:38pm

    I drive a Jetta TDI that gets 45mpg, goes 0-60 in 5.5, and outmaneuvers any POS American vehicle. Your Avalanches and trucks are fading in the mirror sucking my dust. And I just boned your wife, mother, and sister, FTW.

  • 36 33
    Submitted by jnutter4 on Oct 27, 10 at 12:28am

    so he drives a jetta... all that matters is that that he drove you all night long...

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:03pm

    At least buy a passat or a CC. Hell an MkV would be cooler than a jetta.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:29pm

    Maybe she prefers little Civics with loud ass fart cans on them.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:41pm

    Haha! Awesome . And yes, a jetta Is a girls car! Duh.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:26pm

    Guys: Dont listen to 4:21 if ever wanna get laid again.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:15pm

    jettas are high maintenance, just like women

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:07am

    I have a gli and i love it and I'm a guy

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:54pm

    I think the OP has grounds to stop having sex with the douchebag

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 9:15pm

    i drive a 1.8t jetta thats chiped and has a cold air intake i'm a guy and big truck = small something else

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:00pm

    thank you TFLN for reinforcing fucking stupid stereotypes

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:22pm

    4 wheels... check doors... check engine... check transmission... check WTF more do you need, sounds like a car anyone with a brain could drive from point A to point B

  • 32 36
    Submitted by anonymusk on Aug 10, 10 at 10:54am

    4:14 has mommy issues. and not all vws are girl cars. gti,hello?

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:42pm

    Any man who takes a bitch's advice when purchasing a car is a homo. Jetta's are awesome

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:15pm

    She misses the guy in the Chevy Avalanche that gave her anal warts and an abortion. Stay classy Rockford

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:06pm

    @5:14 -- you have some inadequacy issues, don't you? Just rememebr that girls are 2nd class citizens meant to serve the dominant male and everything will be fine

    • 33 29
      Submitted by cougargirl08 on Jan 3, 11 at 3:13pm

      umm do I dare call you a name? hmm not really I won't waste my breath, I just know there are millions of women in this world that will accomplish much more than you ever can in your life, so if that's second class so be it.. get a life.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:18pm

    VW = chick vehicles Bugs, jettas etc

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:11am

    Jettas used to be girl cars till they made it look different s few years back

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:50pm

    I give head in Jettas -Crispy

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:53pm

    jettas are not girls cars the Beetle & Passat are a girls car i'm a vw dealer more guys by jettas the girls want the bug "cuz omg its so cute" and the passat "cuz its got leather" while the jetta 2.0t or old school 1.8t have turbos for guys

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:34pm

    A Jetta is a girl's car?

  • 35 51
    Submitted by anonymusk on Aug 9, 10 at 1:52pm

    can we just stop and take a moment to appreciate that there are 420 likes?\n\nbut for the record, yeah jettas are girl cars.

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:54pm

    it's a fucking car loser's... as long as it isn't pink, it's not a girls car, its not a mans car. and you can say any car is a girls car. civic's, jetta's, corolla's, cavalier's, sunfires, G5's, even a mustang or a corvette. it's all girls cars to someone.

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:24pm

    All these great excuses...so funny. Bottom line is YOU'RE DRIVIN A CHICK CAR!

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:09am

    8:15... What campus I drive a heavily modded jetta maybe it's me?

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:39pm

    I see nothing wrong with a guy driving a Jetta. I'm a girl and I drive a Jetta Wolfsburg and I fucking love that 2.0T engine as much as any guy I know does. The design of Beetles is curvier so I can see how thinking that those are feminine. But other than that, most cars are unisex. Besides, I think seeing a guy in a Jetta would be more attractive than some asshole in a big ass truck. It's less arrogant and douchbag-y.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:20pm

    @ 2:03pm: I know you wont see this ever but I want this out there; An MkV is a term for the generation of VW's. Which means that all VW models made between 2006 and 2009 would be MkV. So you're an idiot. And a passast is a bitch car.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 5:10pm

    white jettas= girls car. i cant take a guy seriously if he drives one.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by jessicak0 on Apr 28, 10 at 7:56pm

    i totally know who this is about.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:15pm

    I <3 my jetta!! And there's a pretty pimp one on my campus, I'd totally do the guy that drives it. So Jetta's are unisex, its all about how you present yours.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:30pm

    How is a Passat better than a Jetta. What makes the Jetta a girl car? Is it the turbo? Or the 0-60 in 5.5 sec?

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 1:33pm

    straight up h-o-m-o...

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 9:47pm

    how is a passat a bitch car? and how do we all know it isnt a GLI? it could be sick as fuck. probably not but still. and I'd choose a passat over a MKV any day. maybe a R32...but would still like a MKIV over both

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:13pm

    Dear September 28, 3:29 truer words have never been said cars are for pussys not for getting pussy

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:14pm

    Trucks are for guys, Cars are for girls. Unless it has a V8 and a 5spd, then no woman should be allowed behind the wheel of said vehicle.

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:29pm

    Yea jettas suck I was a virgin and prude when I had one now I have a truck and get pussy all the time

  • 30 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:12pm

    just cuz u had sex with him/her doesnt mean he/you/ are straight lol

  • 30 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 3:49pm

    A car is a car. I don't care what you drive as long as you can take care of it. (pink car's with tinkerbell vanity plates however, are always driven by girls. That I will not budge on)

  • 21 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 6:56pm

    6:06 Jonathan Swift would be proud of your mastery of satire.