I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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