maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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