how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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