he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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