I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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