Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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