just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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