whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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