There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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