her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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