wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
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