Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
