you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
