He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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