Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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