Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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