Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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