So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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