Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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