I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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