i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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