The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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