i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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