It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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