i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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