I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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