she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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