I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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