Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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