She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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