return my video game
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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